(re-upload bc i removed the stupidass caption lol)
by veiledlamb
28 Comments
Accomplished_Carob73
Looks like a classic Ceaser recipe
PremeTeamTX
Just looks like they’re emulating the original 🤷🏻♂️
struedlesmokes
The lettuce is brown and gross too
fireeight
Yeah, aside from the oddly shaped croutons, this looks pretty standard. I’d fuck this up.
O_o-buba-o_O
Looks pretty on par for fancy places.
gorgeously_mytruself
Salad bondage!
beer-makes-me-piss
Reminds me of that fossilized Viking turd
YetiorNotHereICome
I’ll never understand high-end cuisine. You seriously have to reimagine a freaking salad? And make it 3 leaves and charge like $20 because it has Japanese gate croutons? Get bent.
runrunpuppets
Dependent_Energy_830
Not the hostile architecture ceasar salad
atlannia
No Mr. Caesar I expect you to die!
mrpopenfresh
Why is it shackled
BookwormBelle79
My 9 yr old nephew could whip up a better salad.
Pistolero921
Even the lettuce wants out, they had to detain it on the plate.
MACmandoo
We mock what we don’t understand! 🤣
EffectiveAd3788
Uncut Lettuce on a plate sprinkled in Parmesan and Caesar dressing… that’s $20 sir
crumpledfilth
Hold on, let me just decompile this construction into an actually edible form
Stoats-On-Boats
Having to cut into those crouton handcuffs is going to send crumbs flying everywhere. The nice thing about a salad is that you don’t really have to cut it up like a goddamn steak. And is that just a lone anchovy stranded on the side of the plate? Instead of in the dressing? This is an insult.
Lookingforjoy17
Omg I had one identical to that the other day at the fanciest restaurant in 100 miles. 🤦🏻♀️
Virghia
Ooo kinky!
Equal-Taste-5620
Yeah, the owner definitely has a man bun and a long beard. Also that salad probably costs $18, with dressing being extra.
Illustrious_Sign_872
The salad guy wants to be an architect. Jeepers…so much prep work for lettuce, salad dressing, and croutons.
This is indeed stupid food.
BackgroundPick9085
I’m sure it’s expensive
buttmunchausenface
I mean, the only thing it gets any respect for me is a real anchovy. I miss real Caesar salad with little bits of anchovies in it.
ScratchyMarston18
There should be a Salad Man, kind of like the Kool-Aid Man, who busts through walls of restaurants who gimmick up salads. Instead of “Oh Yeah!” he would point at the salad and loudly ask “WHY?” and proceed to shame the chef.
I’m not looking to be wowed by the salad when I go out for a meal, I just want some roughage and veggies to go along with it.
veiledlamb
don’t forget the lone anchovy on the right
Lovedontlove77
😂
Spurnout
Personally I like a grilled caesar, to each their own!
28 Comments
Looks like a classic Ceaser recipe
Just looks like they’re emulating the original 🤷🏻♂️
The lettuce is brown and gross too
Yeah, aside from the oddly shaped croutons, this looks pretty standard. I’d fuck this up.
Looks pretty on par for fancy places.
Salad bondage!
Reminds me of that fossilized Viking turd
I’ll never understand high-end cuisine. You seriously have to reimagine a freaking salad? And make it 3 leaves and charge like $20 because it has Japanese gate croutons? Get bent.
Not the hostile architecture ceasar salad
No Mr. Caesar I expect you to die!
Why is it shackled
My 9 yr old nephew could whip up a better salad.
Even the lettuce wants out, they had to detain it on the plate.
We mock what we don’t understand! 🤣
Uncut Lettuce on a plate sprinkled in Parmesan and Caesar dressing… that’s $20 sir
Hold on, let me just decompile this construction into an actually edible form
Having to cut into those crouton handcuffs is going to send crumbs flying everywhere. The nice thing about a salad is that you don’t really have to cut it up like a goddamn steak. And is that just a lone anchovy stranded on the side of the plate? Instead of in the dressing? This is an insult.
Omg I had one identical to that the other day at the fanciest restaurant in 100 miles. 🤦🏻♀️
Ooo kinky!
Yeah, the owner definitely has a man bun and a long beard. Also that salad probably costs $18, with dressing being extra.
The salad guy wants to be an architect. Jeepers…so much prep work for lettuce, salad dressing, and croutons.
This is indeed stupid food.
I’m sure it’s expensive
I mean, the only thing it gets any respect for me is a real anchovy. I miss real Caesar salad with little bits of anchovies in it.
There should be a Salad Man, kind of like the Kool-Aid Man, who busts through walls of restaurants who gimmick up salads. Instead of “Oh Yeah!” he would point at the salad and loudly ask “WHY?” and proceed to shame the chef.
I’m not looking to be wowed by the salad when I go out for a meal, I just want some roughage and veggies to go along with it.
don’t forget the lone anchovy on the right
😂
Personally I like a grilled caesar, to each their own!